parents that put so much emphasis on you being “the good child” and then react outrageously every time you screw up are the absolute worst
basics1. name: alyssa
2. birthday: october 12th
3. favorite color: blue/gray/black
4. lucky number: frick idk
5. height: 5’2ishtalents
1. last dream you remember: i NEVER remember dreams omg i do not have an answer
2. can you juggle: nooope
3. art/sports/both: my art skills are mediocre but i enjoy watching the occasional baseball game
4. do you like writing: yesss indeed
5. do you like dancing: not particularly
6. do you like singing: horribly off keyfantasize
1. dream vacation: probably new zealand/australia
2. dream date: movie i guess??? i like watching people watch movies plus minimal talking cause i’m bad at that. also or anywhere with dogs. yes dogs.
3. dream guy/gal/nb: understand my humor and not be intimidated by my atrocious family/ must love dogs/floppy hair is nice idk???
4. dream wedding: middle of the woods probably. but realistically probably the beach
5. dream pet: the larger the breed of dog, the better.
6. dream job: reality tv star. orrrrrrrrrrr elementary ed teachermusic
1. favorite song: i’ve just discovered i’ll make a man out of you from mulan and that’s been the jam
2. favorite album: i have noooooooooo idea? currently frozen soundtrack bYE
3. favorite artist: ooo currently tonight alive
4. last song you heard on the radio: it might’ve been happy or monster i think
5. least favorite song: ah idk
6. least favorite album: nope
7. least favorite artist: don’t caaaaaaaaarepreferences
1. guys/girls/nb: guys
2. hair color: dark blond/light brown-ish
3. eye color: blue prooobably
4. humorous/serious: dude’s gotta know when to utilize both, y’know?
5. taller/shorter: taller. it’s not that hard
6. biggest turn-off: awful hygiene and really rude behavior like not the stupidly attractive cockiness but just blatant rudeness like nope BYE
7. biggest turn-on: baseball playeeeeeeeeeers and also just be really funny!! lately though it’s been dudes who are like super stereotypically italian??? idk boys
yoooo so who’s gonna hook a girl up with a download link to the first episode of free agents?? thx :)))